Dripping With Diamonds

by Larry Low

Aberrant memories flooded in.  Although I wasn't certain of much, I did realize that I needed to stall for time to make sure that the lady dripping with diamonds hadn't been conning me. I couldn't fault her.  When she first approached me, I had every intention of conning her or at least I thought I did.  In my present state I cannot be too sure of anything.  In a single glance though, I knew that she was filthy rich.  It was the one item in my memory bank that I could still rely on.  I remembered that much as I drifted off while she was talking to me.  When I awoke from my nap, I had mixed feelings of relief and regret.

More out of boredom than out of desire, I pulled the cord pinned to my pillow.  Almost before I knew it, a fresh- faced nurse was at my bedside.  She sat on the edge of the bed and took my hand in both of hers.  Her hands were soft.  I couldn't remember when I had felt hands that soft before.  A feeling of softness caused a pleasant sort of anxiety in me.  With a start, I remembered being in grade nine and agonizing over asking Marguerite, the one with the big knockers, to a movie.  It's funny the things you remember.  That was simply eons ago.  It wasn't Marguerite, who had made me anxious; it was me.

"Relax," Ms. Softness said.  "I just want to take your pulse."

I smiled.  She returned it.

"Hold still.   Now, I want to take your blood pressure."

"My blood pressure might be okay but I am beginning to feel a bit paranoid."

"That is understandable," she said.  "The uncertainty of your past must make you anxious."

"Everything is new to me," I said taking her hand.  To my surprise, she didn't flinch.

"Tell me what's bothering you at this moment and I will see what I can do to help."

"You already are."

There was a comfortable lapse in the conversation such as is experienced by old friends. 

"I need to find out who I really am.  I can remember a good part of Nixon's resignation speech but am not sure what my real name is except that it isn't Harvey."

"Do you know anyone named Harvey?"

"Yes,"  I said.  "He was a large white rabbit, the imaginary friend of a drunk, who had probably been suffering the DT's."

"You are definitely making progress.  "I'll be back to check on you in an hour.  By the way, Harvey was a very tall rabbit, a Pooka from Celtic mythology."

"In the meantime, I'd like to read the paper."

"Be back in a jiff."

"What's your name?" I blurted the moment she returned.

"Belinda Rawlings, age thirty-four, fairly recently widowed and the mother of a rambunctious six-year-old."

"Does your rambunctious six-year-old have a name?"

"Rachel Rawlings."

"Wife of Jacob and mother of Joseph and Benjamin."